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moonshayde) wrote2007-03-22 09:21 am
moonshayde) wrote2007-03-22 09:21 am
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Fic: One Last Time
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linnet_101 based on her comment: It's hard to imagine anything topping star wars for Teal'c, I'd imagine he'd be the type of person who passionately hated The Phantom Menace, but bought all the DVD sets just the same :D
Title: One Last Time
Author: Moonshayde
Season: Eight
Category: Vignette, Humor
Spoilers: Vague references to Jack's status in S9
Pairing/Character: Team
Summary: The team can see right through Teal'c.
Warnings: none
Rating: PG
A/N: Any errors mine.
Disclaimer: Stargate, Stargate SG-1 and all of its characters, titles, names, and back-story are the property of MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions, SciFi Channel, and Showtime/Viacom. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author. This story cannot be printed anywhere without the sole permission of the author. Realize this is for entertainment purposes only; no financial gain or profit has been gained from this fiction. This story is not meant to be an infringement on the rights of the above-mentioned establishments
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Jack opened the door to his house and made his way over to the living room, not at all surprised that Carter, Teal'c and Daniel were sprawled out all over his furniture. He'd told them to make themselves at home, but damn. But truth be told, he didn't really care. This was going to be their last get together in this place before he moved onto greener pastures, so...at least they hadn't busted into his stash of beer.
"I got it," he said, holding up the rental.
"What movie did you pick out, sir?" Carter asked.
Jack held up the case proudly. He never saw his old team's faces fall so fast.
"What?" he asked.
"That movie has been out for ages," Carter said.
"And your point? It's not for you. It's for Teal'c."
Teal'c turned his head. "I will not watch."
"What?" Jack looked at the box and then to Teal'c. "I thought you loved this stuff?"
Teal'c's jaw twitched, and he stood. "This movie is not Star Wars."
Jack frowned and glanced down at the box. "It says Star --"
"It is not." His eyes narrowed.
Jack blinked. Okay then. Well, there just went a few bucks on some Phantom Menace flick.
"I told you," Daniel muttered.
"Told me what?"
"Sir, there's a difference between the original trilogy and the prequels," Carter said. "I'm sure Teal'c has gone over this with you."
Jack knew enough about this cash cow to know there were more than one movie. You had to live under a rock not to know the basic premise to these things. But Teal'c was being too damn picky.
"Look, he's watched these, what, twenty times now?" Jack tossed the rental on the table. "How am I supposed to know which is which?"
Carter and Daniel just gave him a look -- one of those "know-it-all" looks that never failed to make Jack scowl. When they were done, they made their way over to the table to examine the rental.
Daniel's face puckered into a wrinkled frown as he studied the booklet they'd stuffed into the rental. "I think I've seen this before."
Carter leaned over to him. "Daniel?"
Daniel bypassed Carter completely and walked over to Teal'c, holding the booklet out so he could see it. "Don't you have this in your--"
"I do not," he snapped.
"But I swear--"
"Then, you are mistaken, Daniel Jackson. We will speak of it no more."
Daniel just stared at him. Carter smiled. And Jack was no idiot.
"Fine," Jack said, snatching the movie out of Daniel's hands before he headed to the DVD player. "We'll just watch something else and then catch this one later."
Teal'c held his head high and leaned back into one of Jack's chairs. "That is not necessary, O'Neill. You have paid money for this movie." He folded his hands. "I shall remain."
Jack couldn't help but smile, catching the sneaky grins that Daniel and Carter exchanged behind him, and for a moment he forgot about all the changes that would be happening in his life soon. There was only the moment, the company, and some really loud music that happened someplace far far away.
THE END
linnet_101 based on her comment: It's hard to imagine anything topping star wars for Teal'c, I'd imagine he'd be the type of person who passionately hated The Phantom Menace, but bought all the DVD sets just the same :DTitle: One Last Time
Author: Moonshayde
Season: Eight
Category: Vignette, Humor
Spoilers: Vague references to Jack's status in S9
Pairing/Character: Team
Summary: The team can see right through Teal'c.
Warnings: none
Rating: PG
A/N: Any errors mine.
Disclaimer: Stargate, Stargate SG-1 and all of its characters, titles, names, and back-story are the property of MGM/UA, Double Secret Productions, Gekko Productions, SciFi Channel, and Showtime/Viacom. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author. This story cannot be printed anywhere without the sole permission of the author. Realize this is for entertainment purposes only; no financial gain or profit has been gained from this fiction. This story is not meant to be an infringement on the rights of the above-mentioned establishments
Jack opened the door to his house and made his way over to the living room, not at all surprised that Carter, Teal'c and Daniel were sprawled out all over his furniture. He'd told them to make themselves at home, but damn. But truth be told, he didn't really care. This was going to be their last get together in this place before he moved onto greener pastures, so...at least they hadn't busted into his stash of beer.
"I got it," he said, holding up the rental.
"What movie did you pick out, sir?" Carter asked.
Jack held up the case proudly. He never saw his old team's faces fall so fast.
"What?" he asked.
"That movie has been out for ages," Carter said.
"And your point? It's not for you. It's for Teal'c."
Teal'c turned his head. "I will not watch."
"What?" Jack looked at the box and then to Teal'c. "I thought you loved this stuff?"
Teal'c's jaw twitched, and he stood. "This movie is not Star Wars."
Jack frowned and glanced down at the box. "It says Star --"
"It is not." His eyes narrowed.
Jack blinked. Okay then. Well, there just went a few bucks on some Phantom Menace flick.
"I told you," Daniel muttered.
"Told me what?"
"Sir, there's a difference between the original trilogy and the prequels," Carter said. "I'm sure Teal'c has gone over this with you."
Jack knew enough about this cash cow to know there were more than one movie. You had to live under a rock not to know the basic premise to these things. But Teal'c was being too damn picky.
"Look, he's watched these, what, twenty times now?" Jack tossed the rental on the table. "How am I supposed to know which is which?"
Carter and Daniel just gave him a look -- one of those "know-it-all" looks that never failed to make Jack scowl. When they were done, they made their way over to the table to examine the rental.
Daniel's face puckered into a wrinkled frown as he studied the booklet they'd stuffed into the rental. "I think I've seen this before."
Carter leaned over to him. "Daniel?"
Daniel bypassed Carter completely and walked over to Teal'c, holding the booklet out so he could see it. "Don't you have this in your--"
"I do not," he snapped.
"But I swear--"
"Then, you are mistaken, Daniel Jackson. We will speak of it no more."
Daniel just stared at him. Carter smiled. And Jack was no idiot.
"Fine," Jack said, snatching the movie out of Daniel's hands before he headed to the DVD player. "We'll just watch something else and then catch this one later."
Teal'c held his head high and leaned back into one of Jack's chairs. "That is not necessary, O'Neill. You have paid money for this movie." He folded his hands. "I shall remain."
Jack couldn't help but smile, catching the sneaky grins that Daniel and Carter exchanged behind him, and for a moment he forgot about all the changes that would be happening in his life soon. There was only the moment, the company, and some really loud music that happened someplace far far away.
THE END
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Hee hee hee. Looks at the time--thinking of you! ;-)
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Thanks! And it went well :)
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Teal'c is love. There's nothing else to say, really. :)
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That pretty much sums up my relationship with "The Phantom Menace".
Great job.
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*hides owned copy*
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That was very cute! Nicely done on all the characters.
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Daniel's so sneaky and poor Teal'c.
Though, I still refuse to believe Jack hasn't seen Star Wars, whatever he says in "Ascension."
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But that script needed a serious script doctor. It's a shame because the ideas were good.
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And man, Teal'c just rocks. Nuff said.
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:D
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This was funny!
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Thanks for reading!
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*snickers* Fabulous piece. I love how Teal'c sounds like every old school Star Wars and I love how everyone else picks up on it and then lets it slide. Oh, team! &hearts
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I understand Teal'c's pain. But per S9, we know that he knows what's going on in them ;)
Thanks for reading! It was fun to write.
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Thank you for reminding me of that. I'm now laughing all over myself again. That is one of the best comedic deliveries ever. *snickers*
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101 ways to intimidate a jaffa...or get him to do precisely what you want him to do
very cute fic
Repost cause I fail at lj tags, sorry
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